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Read of the Day: “FYI: To MILFs Tempting Men in My Life With Sexy Mommy Blogs”
In today’s Read of the Day, Reductress takes on all those mommy bloggers, finally calling them out for their nefarious ulterior motives: stealing our manz. Last night I was patrolling the browser...
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That Video of a Twerking Girl Catching on Fire That You Showed All Your...
You can always count on the Internet. When the rest of the world is going bonkers and former child stars are writhing around on mounds of debris, licking inanimate objects just like my cat did before I...
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Read of the Day: “What 30-Somethings Are Googling After Seeing Miley...
After watching Miley Cyrus’ video for her new single “Wrecking Ball,” we felt disgruntled, frightened, angry, suspicious, alienated, fragile, turbulent, and weary, in that order. As today’s Read of the...
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What Your Internet Activity Says About Your Relationship Status
So the other night, while the two of you were intertwined in a lover’s embrace and talking about your dream pizza toppings (SPRINKLE ANOTHER PIZZA ON MY PIZZA!), the person who you’ve been casually...
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This Photo Will Turn Your Dreams Into Nightmares
Don’t say we didn’t warn you… The black magic practitioners over at Reddit thought it would be hilarious to take a picture of One Direction and remove the members’ eyebrows and teeth using Photoshop....
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Watch “Seeing Him For The First Time Again”, the Gender-Swapped Parody of...
Undoubtedly you have watched “Seeing Her For The First Time Again “, that YouTube video of a guy waking up from surgery and realizing that his wife is a babe. Your cousin, the one whose default photo...
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Read of the Day: “If Famous Authors Contributed To ‘Glamour’ And ‘Cosmopolitan’”
In today’s Read of the Day, Thought Catalog imagines what it would be like if our favorite LIT-101 authors wrote for women’s magazines. Ernest Hemingway And you prop your legs over his shoulders. And...
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English Lit 101 With James Franco
Because James Franco is James Franco, i.e. a friendly extraterrestrial with eight stomachs who crash landed in a suburban family’s garage and is devoted to teaching humanoids how to follow their...
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Nothing Gets Between a Lady and Her Pantsuit
There is only one happiness in life: to pantsuit and be pantsuited. O! the pleasure in fooling unsuspecting passersby who see you standing in line at Costco and underestimate you, think you are wearing...
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Comedian Jo Firestone Wants You to Perform Standup For Dolls
…and I’m not talking a keen young dame, alright toots? Opening in midtown Manhattan next month, a new art installation titled simply “Comedy Club” will give passersby the opportunity to perform standup...
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Hey Fallaholic: Put Down Your Pumpkin Spice Latte and Watch This PSA
Look at yourself: sweating underneath that flannel blanket, feigning shivers even though it’s 70 degrees outside; reduced to directly injecting apple cider, tying off your arm with those colorful...
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This is a Hedgehog Version of “Wrecking Ball”
I refuse to comment on this atrocity so here’s my concession: an adorable animal parody of Miley Cyrus’s “Wrecking Ball” music video.”I came in like a spiny mammal / I got attacked by an owl / So I...
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Reporter Sabrina Rodriguez Gets Felt Up by a Baboon During Live Segment
I realize that this is our second story in as many days about someone getting felt up and, after much thought, I think I am okay with being on the second base beat. Besides, the stories are completely...
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Your Breaking Bad Swan Song: A Tighty-Whities Supercut
There have been so few things that we could count on in the Breaking Bad universe but unlike any shiny, expensive thing left in a room with Marie, tighty-whities have always been there. Walter White...
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You Got Cheesy Blasters (and Three Other Fiction-Inspired Foods)!
Claire Lower I don’t know if you guys do this or not, but when I’m watching a TV show or reading a book I always pay particular attention to the food, especially the things that don’t exist in my...
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Awesome Woman Quits Job With an Interpretive Dance
Not only is Kanye West your “expresso,” your “shot in the morning to get you going,” but he’s also the perfect way to announce your resignation and give your pageview-obsessed boss the ol’ college...
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Read of the Day: “Five Exorcisms for Better Abs”
In today’s Read of the Day, the power of Christ compels you…to put down that Take 5 bar and pick up a Shake Weight, gurl!!! 1. The Bicycle Strap yourself to a bed with a large wooden frame. Invite a...
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Work-at-Home Mom Inspired by Viral Video of Resignation by Interpretive Dance
We should’ve known that Marina Shifrin’s triumphant and joyful resignation to Kanye West’s “Gone” would incite an entire anti-capitalist revolution led by the fed-up women workers of the world….or at...
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Read of the Day: “The Office is Not Too Cold”
In today’s Read of the Day, your employer (or The Toast….either/or) intervenes in the office’s thermostat wars. I have heard of space heaters stolen out of unwatched offices. I have heard of meetings...
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Are YouTube Comments Better When Set to Music?
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that YouTube videos’ comment sections are the large intestine of the Internet. It is their duty to pass waste material and garbage thoughts/people from other...
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This Cinderella/Carrie Mashup Will Destroy Your Childhood
Things I am not entirely clear on: boat shoes, ventriloquists, savory desserts, and Kimberly Peirce’s new Carrie “reimagining.” That last one causes me some pain to admit — I think Chloe Grace Moretz...
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Natasha Lyonne Reveals MAJOR Orange Is The New Black Spoilers (and by...
Ladies, I have some major Orange Is The New Black scoops! These scoops are so good that you’re going to want to throw them in a pan, douse them in salsa, cover them with a generous layer of grated...
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Your New Favorite Web Series: “Just The Tips”
In “Just The Tips,” hilarious ladies and real-life best friends (this is the third time today that we’re hearing about these “best friend” things! How do you get one of those? They sound like they’d be...
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Just in Time for Fall: SNL‘s Pumpkin-Spiced Douche
What do you get for the woman who has pumpkin-spiced everything? Not buying her a seasonal treat simply isn’t an option but really, how many autumnal reed diffusers does a girl need? Well, according to...
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Would New Yorker Cartoon Captions be Funnier if They Mentioned Blowjobs?
Today Emily Heller cemented her place in our list of the 30 female comedians under 35. Of course we never had a doubt that Heller deserved the recognition — as we wrote a week ago, the comedian is...
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Watch The League Cast Have a Fantasy Draft for TV’s Greatest Female Characters
What happens when the cast of The League stops focusing on football and starts getting into fights over the greatest female characters in TV history? If you’re anything like us, you might develop a...
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Video of the Day: “Just The Tips” Takes On Glitter Pumpkins
Just because Halloween is over doesn’t mean you can’t have fun with your gourds. In today’s Video of the Day, our favorite DIYers Katy and Katie make Martha-Stewart-approved glitter pumpkins, or...
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Video of the Day: “The Beanie Baby Hunger Games”
With The Hunger Games: Catching Fire hitting theaters this weekend, there has never been a more perfect time to share this parody of the series. It’s the Capitol like you’ve never seen it before:...
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This is What Happens When You Get Caught Taking Candid Pictures of Strangers
Let’s be real: if taking pictures of strangers without their consent were a crime, there would be no novelty Tumblrs like “Big Man, Little Dog” or “Bros Eating Pudding Cups”* to peruse during our...
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Things We Are Thankful For but Won’t be Mentioning at the Thanksgiving Table
If your family is anything like ours, at some point today — either while savagely eyeing the streaming bowl of mashed potatoes that taunts and beckons you or in-between gasps that you are about to die,...
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